Thursday, June 12, 2008

Hairy husbands


As men grow older they begin to look like Wimpy--I'll pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today. Remember that? The hair starts to sprout from ears, noses and eyebrows but not on top of the head! My husband has a veritable forest in his nose and ears and I'm elected to de-forest him. When he's fertilizing his garden I think he sticks some of it up his nose because there's no way he could grow a bumper crop like that without extra help! Last winter we were in a parking lot in Arizona when a man noticed our South Dakota license and struck up a conversation. He had a plethora of white hair hanging out his nose. Needless to say, I had a hard time concentrating on his stories. After he left, my husband said, "I'll bet you wanted to trim his nose hair, didn't you?" Truer words were never spoken.

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