Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Just a Little Sting


Dentists are a necessary evil. You awake one morning with an excruciating toothache, call the dental office and are informed that they have no openings for several days. When you finally do get in, you're nearly out of your mind with pain as you shake in your boots waiting to be guided to "the chair". Once you're firmly ensconsed, he says, "This will sting a little", while inserting a foot-long needle that goes straight into your brain. Then, what's this? Blessed relief! Your troubles are over until he hands you the bill----no amount of Novocaine can dull THAT pain.

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