Sunday, June 28, 2009

Live it up!


Who decided we need to age gracefully? It must have been a young whippersnapper because a senior would never say that! If you don't like your grey hair, dye it. Your husband may not recognize you for a couple of days, but just introduce yourself as a new love interest. If you want to sit on the porch and smoke up a storm, it's your business and your lungs. Tell your sister-in-law to back off. If you want to stay up half the night in a casino, it's your Social Security (and the children's inheritance) that you're spending. The kids will have to support themselves. If your name isn't in the morning obituary column, say "Thank You, Lord, for another day", and go have some fun!

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