Wednesday, June 18, 2008

The Elusive Teeth


One of the most frequently asked questions at our house is, "Have you seen my teeth?" My DH has a problem keeping track of his dentures. They've turned up under the bed, between the sheets, inside the couch cushions, on the basement steps. Just name a spot, they've probably been there. If he's not careful he'll bite himself in the ass! The epitome of denture disappearance occurred, though, during a fishing trip when he put his dentures in a bucket of water to keep them safe. As his son was cleaning up the boat he emptied the bucket into the lake, teeth and all, so don't be surprised if you catch a fish with a big grin on his face.

1 comment:

Robyn said...

I am so laughing....belly jiggling laughing..this is so darn funny...reminds me of my dear father....My step mother would roll over in bed at night and roll onto his teeth!