Pontoon Fever

Somebody in the family needs to win the lottery because we are lusting after a pontoon. Unfortunately, that's the only way we'll get one, as a big ticket item like that won't fit into a retiree's budget. We see them gliding past on a balmy summer evening and wish to join the regatta but I'm afraid, without a windfall, the best we could do is a Huckleberry Finn type raft. On the other hand, it's tough enough to keep track of the grandchildren on dry land, so maybe it's best to remain on the shore dreaming.