Dear Husband

I tell the DH that he'll have to stay around for a long time because he's the one that keeps me on my toes. If he were gone, I'd have to spill tobacco all over the porch and then track it throughout the house. I'd have to sweep the kitchen, then go to the garden and leave muddy footprints on the clean floor. I'd have to scatter coffee grounds on the kitchen counter, smear grease on the stove, splatter the bathroom mirror and wipe jelly on the dining table. Sounds like too much work to me, so Dear Husband, please stay healthy for many more years and save my energy!