Donkey Kong

Trips to Mexico are fun but can be trying at times. With the new rules, it can take 2 hours or more in line to cross back into the U.S. We're all carrying bags and more often than not plaster turtles, lizards, donkeys, etc. It isn't only feet and legs that get tired; it feels like arms will fall off at any time. One day a lady was carrying a large donkey, shifting it from one arm to another and was obviously tiring out. A well-meaning fellow behind her in line said, "Excuse me, can I carry your ass for you?" I hope he was referring to the donkey!