Friday, January 2, 2009

Beware of Stalkers


My daughter has a stalker. He has brown eyes, grey hair, weighs 20 lbs. and is 18 inches tall. Yes, he's a schnauzer. I've never seen such a neurotic dog in my life. If she gets out of his sight, he goes ballistic until he finds her---even follows her into the bathroom. When she moves, he's right behind her. While she's at work, he hides under her bed and won't come out for anybody. He can recognize the sound of her car 2 blocks away and greets her at the door. I wish she could find a man who's that devoted!

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